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nyamennwunamawu:

Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. 

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http://toocooltobehipster.com/post/93969650007/marauders4evr-alright-folks-i-know-that-some

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not

tookittothelimit:

tookittothelimit:

MY MOUSE IS DYING AND I HAVE NO SPARE BATTERIES

NO

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it doesn’t seem to want to eat it

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world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
canadumb:

hellabitcoins:

djbellybella:

hellabitcoins:

if u was starving on a desserted island… n u found a stash of these in a washed ashort shipping container… would u do it?

when’s the release date for these jawns I’m coppin 20

day after judgement day when there only sinners left

that is the halloween oreo there is iterally a witch on it

canadumb:

hellabitcoins:

djbellybella:

hellabitcoins:

if u was starving on a desserted island… n u found a stash of these in a washed ashort shipping container… would u do it?

when’s the release date for these jawns I’m coppin 20

day after judgement day when there only sinners left

that is the halloween oreo there is iterally a witch on it

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hairandbrokenglasses:

learningtoeatokayagain:

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hahahaha.

i no longer have the self esteem boost i need to deflect your cruel laughter. i am defeated. obama please come back

hairandbrokenglasses:

learningtoeatokayagain:

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hahahaha.

i no longer have the self esteem boost i need to deflect your cruel laughter. i am defeated. obama please come back

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

jackviolet:

When guys say “I prefer girls who don’t wear makeup,” 97% of the time what they mean is “I want a girl with perfectly clear creamy skin, no under eye circles, rosy lips, dark eyelashes, defined eyebrows, and I want her to have all this ~naturally~ without any hint she works for it because that would be ~shallow~, so basically I expect to date someone who is like 0.04% of the population.”

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

mooselyfe:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

revengeofnemo:

If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

50 shades of this

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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

(via hellhoundpuppies)