melloprincess:

flipyeahbandbuffalo:

Accidentally deleted this because the tumblr app is shit

I still think about this video a lot

(via concernedresidentofbakerstreet)

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

(via thou-art-but-a-tiny-penis)

princekavi:

faggot-terrorist:

sickestambition:

fileformat:

this is it®

the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing

This changed everyone’s game

Fucking changed everything. No one gave a shit about those performances with just strobe lights and dancing girls they wanted something more after this. She made people work to get attention. Fuck your fave.

(Source: artpopstache, via yugoslavic)

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

(Source: ollivander, via aperturemurder)

jaclcfrost:

sorry for talking about the things i like so much

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via aperturemurder)

9gag:

That facial expression… #9gag

9gag:

That facial expression… #9gag

(via chanelondon)

ill-lookafteryou:

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

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(via freebatchisthenewjohnlock)

for-the-luv-of-music:

To all the people following me, I don’t know what you see in me but thank you.

(via aperturemurder)

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

(Source: bobbyhoying, via unescapable)

inquietumbellator:

potatoes-in-a-casket:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

Reblogging for the comment.

inquietumbellator:

potatoes-in-a-casket:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

Reblogging for the comment.

(Source: cartagra, via superlockedphan)

nightwatch-official:

geekygothgirl:

gorgonetta:

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

it’s really interesting seeing death portrayed as a woman 

(Source: ex0skeletal, via madmaudlingoes)

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

(via kitanoshydrostechnos)

the-cupcake-crusader:

kirafrog:

i like how mario makes luigi go check the explosive

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AND THEY JUST LAUGH AT HIM

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tHen he jUSt runs away cryin g

MARIO YOU ASSHOLE

(via schrodingersdoug)

lissettemoronta:

Be a selfish bitch.

Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. 

Do that shit on your own fucking terms.

Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.

Wear what you want.

Do what you want. 

Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.

Live life to the fucking fullest. 

You run you.

You paint your own damn masterpiece.

Never fucking forget that.

(via breaking-g00d)

panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

(Source: punjabipowerhouse, via unbadger)