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A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.
Gandalf no
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whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
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“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
sobs hysterically
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
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Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.”
-William James
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I hate when guys criticize how a girl does her make-up or something like “oh I hate when girls make their eyelashes so clumpy” and shit like bitch if she wants that shit clumpy she want it clumpy it ain’t for you bye
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There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just
watching
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