mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via thats-so-meme)

takino-pony:

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

These are gold.

(via lordoftheinternet)

coolator:

Kids React to Rotary Phones

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

(via concernedresidentofbakerstreet)

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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(via unescapable)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via heyfunniest)

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

(Source: cineraria, via vaganovaboy)

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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(via cemeterybuffet)

(Source: chodeboy, via cakejam)

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via you-frickin-turtle)